Wednesday, February 7, 2018

The Reel Booze Podcast #19 - Smokey and the Bandit

For a description, I'm just going to copy and paste my notes then go back to bed.
I've got a wicked case of Ebola or something...


The Reel Booze Podcast #19 - Smokey and the Bandit


Taglines-
Time to take to the road, for a quiet little drive in the country...or not.

"What we have here is a total lack of respect for the law!"

It's Burt Reynolds, Sally Field and Jackie Gleason, in high gear and hot water!

Meet Bo Darville, aka, "The Bandit." Smokies (Cops) hate him. Guys dig him. And even girls can't get enough of him!

ALTERNATE TAGLINES
Coors - like having sex in a canoe; it’s fucking close to water!

A movie that is going to BBQ your ass in molasses!

Legitimizing rednecks since 1977.

ALTERNATE CASTING
Bandit - Norm McDonald
            Seth McFarlane
            Fuckin’ Clooney
Cledus - Danny McBride
Justice - Eric Stonestreet (Cam)
Carry - Kaley Cuoco
Jr - Steve Carell

ALTERNATE THEME SONG
Jesus Built My Hotrod
5.0 Ford



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  • Burton Leon Reynolds Jr. born February 11, 1936 in Lansing, MI.

  • Hal Brett Needham  born March 6, 1931 in Memphis then on October 25, 2013 he was murdered. By Cancer.

  • Budget was 5.3 mil, then two days before shooting according to Needham in THE BANDIT,  “they sent a hatchman down and took a million away from me.”  subtract the million Burt got and they shot with a 3.3mil budget.

    Smokey and the Bandit was a runaway box-office hit, raking in more than $126 million as the second-highest grossing movie of 1977
          I have no idea what was #1 that year...the Black Stallion maybe? Horse   
movies do well, they tug at your heartstrings and make the ladies weep. Kinda like Jay.

  • Hal Needham wrote & directed Smokey and the Bandit, him a Burt were good friends, he was Burt’s stunt double & roommate for something like 11 years. People were begging Burt to not make this movie. I can only guess because no one had faith in Needham.

    Where did the idea come from? On the set of Gator people kept stealing their beer cuz they were getting $20 a six pack. Couldn’t get Coors east of the Mississippi River

  • In 1977, Coors was unavailable for sale east of Oklahoma. A 1974 Time magazine article explains why Coors was so coveted that one would be willing to pay the Bandit such a high price to transport it. Coors Banquet Beer had a brief renaissance as certain people sought it out for its lack of stabilizers and preservatives. The article says that future Vice President Gerald Ford hid it in his luggage after a trip to Colorado in order to take it back to Washington. President Dwight D. Eisenhower had a steady supply airlifted to Washington by the Air Force. The article also mentions Frederick Amon, who smuggled it from Colorado to North Carolina and sold it for four times the retail price.[13] The lack of additives and preservatives meant that Coors had the potential for spoiling in a week if it were not kept cold throughout its transportation and in storage at its destination. This explains the 28-hour deadline.[14]

  • Scheduled as a 30 day shoot.
  • Shot around Atlanta.
  • A big movie back then shot 3 pages a day, Hal was shooting 16 pages a day.
  • HOW MANY DAYS DID THEY END UP SHOOTING?

 

Filming Dates 30 August 1976 - fuck it, I just emailed Douglas County Film Trail

Release date‎: ‎May 27, 1977 grossed over $126million


From THE BANDIT “Universal said they wanted Sally...of course Burt took credit for that.”
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THE CARS!

  • Snowman is driving a 1974 Kenworth W900.

Stories are all over the place!!
  • From Mental Floss-.
    Needham saw a picture of a Pontiac Trans Am in a magazine and thought up a product placement idea. He asked for six Trans Ams, but Pontiac would only agree to send four. Needham also asked for four Bonnevilles for Jackie Gleason's cars, but he only got two. By the time they shot the final scene, they had wiped out three Trans Ams and the fourth wouldn't start after all of the stunts, so another car was used to push it into the scene. For Smokey and the Bandit II (1980), Needham asked for and received 10 Trans Ams and 55 Bonnevilles with no trouble.

  • From THE BANDIT - Pontiac gave them 4 sedas which they used as cop cars, and 2 Trans Ams. By week 2 both Trans Ams were destroyed and they had to go beg for more.

  • From “The Filming of Smokey and the Bandit Part 1”
    They brought 8 Tans Ams in off a trailer
    ‘77 Special edition Trans Ams
          Heard between 3 and 20 T/A’s were used
          At least four Pontiac Trans Ams were used for the movie.

  • At WIZARD WORLD CHICAGO a few years ago, Burt said they went through 12 T/A’s.



  • The Pontiac Firebird T/As were actually 1976 models with the soon-to-be-released ’77 front ends.To catch viewers attention, Pontiac also put a decal on the hood scoop announcing “6.6 LITRE”. Previous to this, the engines were called out by the engine’s cubic inch size…using liters was both a way of grabbing people’s attention AND coving-up the fact that these Firebirds produced much LESS horsepower than the 1969 muscle cars.

  • Needham saw a picture of the Pontiac Trans Am and knew it was the right car for “the Bandit” (Burt Reynolds). He came up with a plan to sell the idea to Pontiac as a great product placement idea AND he understood that they’d destroy them in the stunt scenes…so he requested six T/As but only got four.Sure enough, 3 of the 4 were totalled and for the final scene, they had to use another car to push the 4th in to the scene. Why? Because after that 4th T/A took a beating from the stunts, her engine just wouldn’t start.

  • Jumping the bridge was the last shot filmed.

  • The “bridge jump” pretty much destroyed the car - one attempt, stock car, and it fucked.it.up. Shit blew off all over, the wheels were bent up under the wheel wells.

  • The original Pontiac engine wasn't strong enough to power the car for the bridge jump sequence, however, so a Chevrolet engine was installed in the jump car.

  • Mr. Reynolds eventually got his own Trans-Am (1978). He had the 8.2-liter engine tuned and fully customized to bring power up from the original out-put of 220hp to a head turning 600hp. That same “tribute” T/A was auctioned off earlier this year for $275,000.

  • From MAKING OF on YOUTUBE
    The only Trans Am that made it thru the movie had all the cameras on it
          Sheriff cars - can remember seeing 10 at one time.

  • IMDB - Three Trans-Am cars were used in this movie. Director Hal Needham claims in the DVD documentary that they could barely run towards the end of the film's production.
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VARIOUS MALARKEY
Rumor is there were 2 semi-trailers w/the horses.

“Old Hickory House” the biker bar fight bar

Fred the dog’s real name was “HAPPY”

Jackie Gleason had no lines. Before a shot Needham would say, “Ok, yer going to go over there and this is going to happen...what do you want to say?”

Gleason wrote the lunchroom scene because there was no scene in the script with both of them.
Then Burt said he’d never do another scene with Jackie.
The football field accident.
The car hit the dugout and hit a couple of kids. The field was wet and they didn’t know it until they tried to stop the car after the jump so they steered it towards the dugout.

Burt and Sally’s stunt doubles got married during the shoot.
Hal Needham - first human to test the airbag.
Universal originally removed the country music and replaced with an orchestral score.
Needham told them to put the other music back in!

Premiered the movie in New York City and it didn’t go over well.
It wasn’t made for that audience, it was made for southerners and the numbers proved it.

With the success of Smokey and the Bandit, Hal Needham was finally able to move out of Burt’s place.

ALFRED HITCHCOCK WAS A BIG FAN OF THE FILM.His daughter Patricia revealed that every Wednesday her father would screen films on the lot in his office. The last one he ever screened was Smokey and the Bandit, his favorite film of his last few years.


Sally was considered ugly that’s why she’s called FROG.
Or
Bandit calls Frog (because she's restless and always hopping around)

Jerry Reed was one of country music's most innovative guitarists. After befriending Reynolds, he made his film debut opposite Burt in 1975's "W.W. and the Dixie Dancekings" and co-starred with him once again, in "Gator" (1976), before appearing in "Smokey."

"Buford T. Justice" sounds like a made-up name for a lawman, but "Smokey" lore has it that there really was such a person. The real-life Buford T. was supposedly a cop that Reynolds' father had known when he was a small-town Florida police chief

Bandit's real name? It's barely ever uttered in the movie, but it's Bo Danville.

Jackie Gleason would often ask his assistant for a “hamburger” while on set…that was his code word for a glass of bourbon.

In late 2017, Universal Pictures acquired Edgar Wright to direct a reimagining/reboot of the first film, due to the summer of 2019 release.

Sunday, January 28, 2018

The Reel Booze Podcast #18 - The Mourning After / The Walk-of-Shame



The REEL BOOZE podcast episode #18: The mourning after.

This is a new thing we're adding to the podcast: a recap of what we did the previous week and what we have on deck.

Loose ends from Episode #17 we clear up:
-The Das Boot tie in.
-More Belle de Lincoln / Jack Daniels information
-Toht
-The Giant Sherpa!

Next week for episode #19 we're going to do what they say can't be done...

Tuesday, January 23, 2018

The Reel Booze Podcast #17 - Raiders of the Lost Ark

Welcome back to another exciting episode of The Reel Booze Podcast.
This this episode we're changing the title of each podcast slightly to reflect the number of the podcasts we've released...including those from The Vault. We're getting too old and our brains too soft to remember how far we've gone done this rabbit hole.

This week we slur our way through Indiana Jones and The Raiders of The Lost Ark.

Some Indian Jones tidbits we discuss are: 

-Actors considered for the role of Indiana Jones.
-Where Indiana Jones's hat came from
-How long is that whip anyway?
-Alfred Molina’s first film.
-Spider troubles.
-The size of the boulder on that guy!
- The I LOVE YOU girl.
-The most horrifying film in history was made because of this movie.
-Marion. An underage lush who loves guys that play in the dirt.
-Marion wins a drinking contest my drinking Australian climber Regan under
-Monkeys don't like Hitler.
-What is Indy drinking?

Grab a bottle of whiskey and prepare to have your face melted as we comment on Indiana Jones's first movie: The Raiders of The Lost Ark.

Sunday, January 7, 2018

The Reel Booze Podcast #16 - DESPERADO

Desperado is a 1995 American contemporary western action film written, produced, and directed by Robert Rodriguez. A sequel to the 1992 film El Mariachi, it is the second installment in Robert Rodriguez's Mexico Trilogy. It stars Antonio Banderas as the mariachi who seeks revenge on the drug lord who killed his lover. It grossed $25.4 million in the United States.

The Reel Boozers (Ken and Jay) comment on one of the greatest films of the 90's while telling tales of their own Mexican adventures, spicing it up with DESPERADO movie facts & trivia, and havin' a Tequila or two...

Se2Ep5 - DESPERADO

Sunday, December 17, 2017

The Reel Booze Podcast #15 - LETHAL WEAPON

This week The Reel Boozers (Ken & Jay) provide audio commentary for the Family Christmas Classic - LETHAL WEAPON. They're joined by the "Lethal Weapon" himself - Jerry, a man with a lethal amount of movie knowledge! 

The crew discusses alternate casting, theme songs for Murtaugh and Riggs, saxophonists, The Wiltern Theater in L.A., Terri Lynn Doss (we love you Terri), ponder the seemingly never ending remodeling of the Murtaugh home, the ethics of letting cops die for a gag, and this movie's relationship with our LORD and SAVIOR: Buckaroo Banzai.

Put down the Barretta 92F, pop a Coors, and enjoy an amazing LETHAL commentary!

Sunday, December 10, 2017

The Reel Booze Podcast #14 - DIE HARD

The American Action Movie. Big muscles. Big guns. Big explotions.  Big tits.  Beating impossible odds. Fast cars. Faster women. Bad guys with metal teeth and robot henchmen. Epic fights. Deafening music. Screaming metal.

...riding off into the sunset.

The aforementioned ingredients were Shake-n-Baked for years. The core ingredients were harvested during the '50s & '60s, the recipe was crafted in the '70s, then in the 1980's all we had to eat at the local cineplex was a Rambo burger with a side of Arnold and an explosion to wash it all down. The 1980's perfected the action genre. Viagra hadn't been invented yet, so a lot of shit got blown up.

Until July 15th 1988.

A movie with the goofball actor from Moonlighting hit the theaters but it had a title that sounded as if Rambo himself was having a hard time holding it up.

DIE HARD.

The first word repents finality.
The second says "fuck you".

The American Action Palate changed in a week. 
Limited release July 15, 1988 
Wide release July 22, 1988

The Rambo burgers, the hot side of Arnold...we finally saw them for what they were...burnt steak slathered in A-1.
We'd been eating shit and loving it because that's all we'd had for years. 

We didn't know anything else. 

To be a hero you had to have muscles and guns and bunch of other stuff we didn't have.

We didn't have ripping muscles.
We didn't have screeching machine guns.
We had a job we were good at but bored with.
We had a rocky marriage.
We did what we had to do to get by.

And so did John McClaine.


I was 15 years old when DIE HARD hit the theaters. I just watched it again for the 500th time for this podcast. 

I'm now 44. 

*Probably* like you, I don't have ripping muscles.
I don't have a screeching machine gun.
I have a job I'm good at but bored with.
I've been in more shitty relationships than good ones.
I do what I have to do to get by.

Just like John McClaine.

2 hours and 12 minutes of celluloid blew a bigger hole in the American consciousness then Chuck Norris could ever hope to do, even if he was swinging Lee Marvin's epic cock.

DIE HARD redefined the American Action Movie. After July 15th, 1988 an action movie no longer needed big muscles, big guns, big explotions, big tits, and all those other things. The star of the movie became a guy like us.

You.
Me.
Them.
Everyone.
Everyone is John McClaine.



*I just watched the movie and (fueled by distrust of the internet-I don't believe anything I find online) I can't remember how it's spelled in the credits. McClane. McClaine. McClain.

Reelbooze Season 2 - Drunker, Harder, Faster Episode 3 - Die Hard


Thursday, November 9, 2017

The Reel Booze Podcast #13 - HOOPER

1978 when men were men..and stuntmen were the epic peak of manliness! Prepare for epic fights, epic stunts, and epic drinking. 1978's HOOPER starring The Bandit and Forrest Gump's mother, costarring the coked out guy with the cool hair from Airwolf. We start out drinking BRENNIVIN (aka THE BLACK DEATH) from Iceland and end with...honestly I don't remember. Put on a crash helmet, grab a suitcase of Olde Style, and don't say you haven't been warned. Buckle up and don't drink and drive.
Season 2 - Drunker, Harder, Faster Episode 2 - HOOPER