Way out west there were these fellas I wanna tell ya about. Go by the name of Ken and Jay. At least that was the handles their loving parents gave them, but they never had much use for it themselves. See, this Ken and Jay, they called themselves "Reel Booze". Now, "Reel Booze" - there's a name no man would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about Reel Booze that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where they lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. See, they call Chandler, AZ the "City Of Chandler"; but I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow it as there are some nice folks there. 'Course I ain't never been to London, and I ain't never seen France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Chandler, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd seen in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me. Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place in the early '90s - just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the I-raqis. I only mention it because sometimes there's some men... I won't say heroes, 'cause, what's a hero? Sometimes, there's some men. And I'm talkin' about Reel Booze here - Reel Booze from Chandler. Sometimes, there's some men, well, they're the men for their time and place. They fit right in there. And that's Reel Booze. Reel Booze, from Chandler. And even if they're lazy men - and Reel Booze was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in all of Maricopa County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. Sometimes there's some men, sometimes, there's some men. Well, I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced it enough.
Ladies and gentlemen, grab a White Russian, some Oat Sodas and some Sioux City Sarsaparilla. Reel Booze Proudly presents... The Big Lebowski.
Season 1 Alcoholics Unanimous - Episode 9 - The Big Lebowski
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